09.11.07
The come back that keeps giving back
If you’ve read my blogs before you can rest assured I’m fresh out of pity. I actually didn’t get to see this train wreck I was wrapped up with my fantasy football league but I HEARD about it. It was the talk of the town so I won’t bore you with repeating the details. Between Paris Hilton and Britney spears I think these two blond train wrecks have a special place in everybody’s cynical heart this year. I can’t front myself included but I think I’m moving on. Sure it was jokes but honestly (come on now) I wasn’t expecting anything less and boy did Miss Spears deliver the goods.
To me I saw this one coming a mile away but the criticism made me laugh even harder not at Britney, but at the critics. I’ve never heard so many look at her body remarks. Sure Britney’s rock hard abs have been turned into baby mush (much like 80% of America), and she doesn’t have the fit body any more but I can’t diss Britney’s welcome back baby fat. She looked more exposed than “sexy” or what ever the heck she was going for with that goofy outfit. It was kind of like watching a washed up superhero who used have the world in her palm, but now couldn’t even get a cat out the tree…
In my humble opinion I think Its time to hang up the pointy boots, pointy bra, pointy head and go watch your damn kids. No seriously, watching her performance was like watching bingo smoking housewives work a strip club pole. The days of community titty have come to a close the day the doctor said congratulations it’s a boy. Get the hell off the stage and go do some dishes or change a diaper what ever it is you did before the maid picked up the slack I think its time. The sad part was all the people egging her on, from publicist to record labels to the fans ya’ll are all dead wrong. So whats next for Brit? Who knows but I hope it includes a shirt and some pants.
09.09.07
iFools iCrybabies or iDiots shut it…
I’m a new ipod owner, I watch each new Apple announcements with baited breath. Granted I’ve only had my brand spanking new ipod for two weeks. I new it was coming, but you know what I also realized… this is just the life of a technology owner. The reaction of these cry babies is unbelievable, most people who have bought a new cellphone before a price drop don’t even know they got “screwed” or missed out on great savings, which ever way you want to call it. This is all part of the business, original Razr owners bought their phone for 500 bucks when it debuted, today Razr phones are given away for free do they deserve a rebate too??? The level of entitlement is almost stupid.
The number one argument used by these babies who were gloating just a few hours ago bragging about their super phone is “well the price drop came too soon”. What it really means is I never had enough time to brag about my phone, or rub it in your face, and now everybody can get one. And to you people I say cry me a river. Time is irrelevant, it isn’t even a real argument, what difference does it make? If it happened two weeks, two months, or two years your purchase wasn’t in vain. AND, and this is a big “and” YOU JERKS KNEW THE PRICE DROP WAS COMING. What I think is more shocking is that people are demanding apple refund their money or do something. Huh Why? If two hours ago you were happy with your purchase stfu.
