I’m what you call a typical guy, I’m fascinated by breasts just as much as the next guy. I’ve noticed the connection women have with them have transcended the “these dispense milk” stage to fashion accessories. For years, decades, centuries, maybe even an eternity men and women have been dissatisfied with their bodies. More so today when jerkoff bloggers make fun of people’s bodies by posting odd pictures for people to laugh at and make comments on…

…crap…

I had a point somewhere… Ohh yeah Destiny’s Child backup singer (sorry Kelly but seriously) Kelly Rowland recently invested in some prime up north real estate. During a interview with People Magazine she stated that she finally felt complete after some long soul searching. I usually focus my soul searching on life and the plight of the penguins but boobs (that’s cool too).

One of the most interesting things about this need for body improvement is the fact that these little imperfections / quirks (if you will) are sometimes the things other people love the most about a person. That’s the funny thing about beauty, everybody’s opinion on the subject matter is different. For every person “the people” deem gorgeous, there is one person repulsed by them. Well maybe repulsed is a bit strong, but you get my drift. I don’t think I have a stance on the issue of beauty. Well maybe I do, secretly I dislike the pain most women go through to look good, but when you do look good (and even sometimes better) damnit it makes me conflicted.

While I can’t compete with women on pain, I’m talking Brazilian wax in the neither regions, eyebrow plucking, breast implants, walking in 4 inch heels for 4 hours, and the all around general pain of wearing a dress in a blizzard… Speaking truthfully here none of these things actually make anybody look “better” but we believe they do and there lies the rub. Even I can even admit that I’m vain, I wear contacts so I don’t have to wear my glasses in public so I guess it goes both ways. So in parting I would just like to say to Kelly Rowland I’m not saying you should have got fake boobs, but I understand.