05.12.08
Breaking Kneecaps… Clinton’s “hope” stragegy?

Breaking Kneecaps… Today on Meet the Press with Tim Russert it became obvious that this was the “strategy” they have reached too or should i say fallen too. I put strategy in quotation marks because honestly, hoping and praying your opponent trips up while you denigrate him isn’t really something people train, plan, and organize their whole political life for. If that is all that rests in the balance of you winning (somebody else screwing up) you don’t deserve to win. I’ve thought long and hard about this and every thing leads me to disgust, and it’s a shame too because I expected more. The Clintons aren’t trying to win student body council President here. This isn’t some two bit vote for me because he has coodies type election so acting THIS childish is amazing. Their actions when they were flying high and down in the dumps worry me immensely, in the movies they call it foreshadowing.
While I was talking to a good friend of mine she brought up a interesting point and I quote “Is it me or does Hillary not se the elephant dung all around her campaign, nobody wants to talk about it or smell it but the piles are so high she will step in it eventually” What is the dung you ask? Hillary has once again defied the laws of physics, reason, and mathematics. The thing that is most astounding about this new line of reasoning is that it expects you to totally ignore everything that was said previously. I’ve always said from the beginning of this election cycle the Clintons, and even John McCain to some extent, have been running an old school election campaign. Waaaaaay back in yesteryear you could say something then tomorrow say something different and it would take weeks maybe even months for these words to come back if at all. Today our society is based around the internet(s) a series of tubes ala Ted Stevens connected to the google.<– that joke never gets old and this goof is in charge of it.
Double speak is to be expected in such a long drawn out nomination process but I never expected anything like this. In the time it took John McCain to switched sides on abortion, Hillary has switched her opinion from delegates, to super delegates, to popular vote, back to super delegates, and finally in the laps of “hardworking” Americans which is dog whistle for poor white people. There is however a method to this madness, Hillary isn’t racist, she is simply playing the crowd in a micro manor. Every time she hops off the plane she transforms into what ever she believes the people want to hear. Take Pennsylvania for instance, she thought they like guns and whiskey so she pandered to the bar crowd taking shots and bragging bout her guns. In Indiana she thought they drive a lot so she decided it was high time to roll back her husband’s gas tax (yes I kid you not Bill Clinton raised the gas tax that she was fighting against last week) and thus kicked up a fuss for the hard working Americans. And finally in West Virginia and Kentucky she is working the room with I usually win YOUR votes and those matter the most.
There is nothing wrong with reaching out to certain pockets of society, but I think she reached just a little too far with this latest AP poll talk for a number of reasons. For starters there are republicans actively working to inflate her numbers for malicious reasons. However small they are, there is no denying their little voice may have tipped Indiana in her favor. The other problem with this line of reasoning is, many of her supporters (women) are angry she is losing and will say anything to pollsters for shits and giggles, but come November when the choice on the ballet is vote for somebody who agrees with you politically or vote for the guy who will roll back things even worse I think we all know the answer to that. The other problem and this is pretty much the most insane thing about this line of thinking, reasoning, and strategy. Hillary Clinton has completely written off the black vote. (Ok I would like to pause here and just interject my personal opinion here.) As much as she is bragging about getting the hard working White American vote (like all other races aren’t hardworking), neglecting African Americans will have dire straits for her come November. Insulting African Americans has already lead to a unprecedented 90% for Barack Obama. Many clueless supporters and even analysts attribute it simply to them being happy a “black” guy is running. Utter complete and total nonsense these same analysts seem to forget Hillary was winning the African American vote by almost 58% during the onset of this election, it wasn’t until they started to feel taken for granted and insulted that they jumped ship.
People aren’t stupid we can clearly see what is happening and when the mainstream media (which is dumber than a bag of rocks) notices it is no longer subtle, you have reached rock star lemon and lime light levels of obviousness. Earlier during this election watching Hillary self destruct was mildly entertaining, hell I even enjoyed it after the South Carolina primary. It kind of reminded me of a song by Lily Allen, the lyrics go “At first when I see you cry, Yea it makes me smile, Yea it makes me smile, At worst I feel bad for awhile, But then I just smile, I go ahead and smile”. It was a guilty pleasure but something happened last week that changed everything, now that Barack Obama is the presumptive nominee watching this train wreck isn’t as entertaining. It’s a weird thing, when you have a common foe beating up on them is fun but once the battle is over the whole joy is gone and so here we are.
Hope isn’t a strategy.
05.06.08
Whoa is me – The Movie Industry part VII
I know I have been spending an awful amount of time on the election but every so often when something catches my eye to complain about I have to jump on it. The movie industry has been getting on my last nerve for years and something happened last week which reinforced exactly what is wrong with it.
For those of you who dont know I am a movie buff I love movies I watch them religiously (yes even the bad ones). Equally I am also a technology buff and I am watching just like the music business, movie industry dinosaurs reaching out from the tar pit with their last gasp doing everything to stop the inevitable. Every chance I get I shout from the roof tops pirates are not the only enemy, sure stealing is wrong but this has never been about pirates, thieves, scallywags or all types of evil doers. This is from the beginning and will be until its last dying breath about CONTROL! I know you have seen those pirates ruin America commercials at your favourite theatre and by golly they do contribute but not to the extent you think it does. No in actuality you can never stop pirates, but the least you could do is treat your paying customers with respect and dignity.
I kind of feel like Morpheus making the speech holding up the battery so bare with me, without the over dramatics, this is the real. We have been here before actually this is the 3rd or 4th time. The movie industry cried the sky was falling when Cable TV & VHS tapes were created and blockbuster video stores start popping up all across the nation. It happened again when DVDs came out and people assumed the super sharp quality will bankrupt everything ohh the humanity. It happened again when HDTVs were developed and people bought surround sound systems in droves. Today they have even stooped to blaming video games. After the second time it happened and Isaw the villagers were just fine and people were worried for nothing I started paying attention to the little boy yelling wolf.

Despite all the rhetoric movie sales and ticket buyers are directly controlled by (and I know this is going to come as a shock) the movies they want to see. That is right folks when Hollywood actually develops and promotes good movies people go to theatres and pay money, and if it is a really good movie they even buy it on DVD. Take a deep breath I know I just blew your mind. Like Hillary Clinton I dont listen to those Elitist Economists… oh wait wrong blog, well I dont listen to the ones trying to tell me movie sales are down in theatres because of pirates. Something is afoot but it doesnt yell arrr matey, again pirates are bad but the movie industry is run by idiots and buffoons thats right Isaid it. Ill happily repeat it, idiots and buffoons, if you think that is too harsh there is somebody walking the face of the earth who decided that the one thing missing from your life was another Rambo movie… I rest my case. Here is another shocker (Im on a roll here) every year the price of admission goes up what theatre heads dont tell you is that this isnt in direct response to lower attendance no no this is in response to them building a gazillion super mega insanely large theatres with a bowling alley and karaoke lounge. Nothing says hey watch a matinee here like a bowling alley. Naturally when you waste a ton of money on shit that has nothing to do with the movie experience and it doesnt pan out blame it on pirates.
While Im not naive I do know attendance has gone down from insanely high record times to just about average, I also know that ticket prices must stay in line with inflation but at the same time Im not stupid either popcorn shouldnt cost 20 dollars a bag, today a bag of popcorn and a drink cost more than two tickets to the actual movie. Am I missing something here? Umm I dont think so. We are watching wackamole business 101, grossly over estimate your business growth, when that fails blame somebody/thing else, raise the prices of things, ignore the future. Everything seems to be right on schedule. The collusion between the theatre and movie industry has been something akin to OPEC and the auto industry. While Im not going to get political I will tell you the future is coming and both of these industries have buried their head in the sand hoping it will go away. It will not.
The future the movie industry fears the most is the internet. Seeds of doubt about pirates were cast early to muddle and confuse the issues, while some of their fears were real, the extent was not. I totally understand where they are coming from but theatres and movie studios have less to worry about then say Best Buy and Blockbuster video but that is for another debate. Nothing will take away the experience of going to the theatre and watching Ironman on an enormous screen that will never change. Going to the movies is a social thing people have enjoyed for decades now. But not embracing the future will have horrible consequences for all the industries involved.