Gag me I really mean it gag me with a fork, a spoon, maybe one of those spork things from Ikea. When I watch Democrats cry out for their mommy’s every election because of this magic force of illogic I just want to scream.

I first heard of this super team minus the spandex trunks back in 2000 when current President Bush was running for office. His friends and supporters smeared a young John McCain and it worked. I watched this all from the comfort of my couch on CNN and marveled not at the attacks because frankly they are the most bullsh#t juvenile school yard nonsense since 3^rd grade P.E. …no no I marveled at the crying that went on and the lack of action it took to stop it. While I love America lets face it out of 100, 45% of a general election are true blue supporters, another 45% vote for your opponent. And the magic 10% shouldn’t be allowed to wear shoe laces.

I’ll admit I’m a little bit of a political junkie, I can’t get enough of the stuff, and as such have been following this presidential election very closely. While I’m not a Democrat I do find that lately the issues I care about more closely align with the Democrats for the time being. In the current race for the nominee I have been watching Hillary Clinton continue with this argument to vote for her because she is the most vetted and is best suited to handle the Republican Attack Machine (oohhh so scary). You know the great Magic Boogymen. Ohh but that’s not the kicker, if you go on political blogs you can see Hillary and Barack supports recoil into a ball in the corner when people bring this topic up. WHAT THE F#@K!?!? Seriously if you are scared your opponents are going to give you a mythical metaphorical wedgy get the F#@K out of politics. Run to the hills, run for you lives, save the children. Leave the running of the country to people with a pair of cabbages.

As much as I admire Hillary (the person) I can’t support, or even vote for her. Her lack of preparedness, lack of organization, lack of strategy, lack of what ever else you can lack concerns me greatly. First of all stop perpetuating the myth, there is no Republican attack machine it’s all made up. A couple of rich people got together and made a 527 group and put false ads on TV making up sh#t. There was no magic, no boogyman, the Democrats just didn’t have a strategy to effectively repel these lies. And thus let bullsh#t linger in the minds of voters too long. People like to believe this story about John Kerry lost because he was “swift boated”, and other fancy terms, but in reality John Kerry lost because he didn’t connect with voters on a very basic say what you need to say in 3 words or less strategy. In 1950 John Kerry would have been the talk of the town, but in 2004 he looked like a Barney Rubble.

I think the first order of business for Democrat supporters is to grow a pair. You pansies, yeah I said it stop crying and do something. If you are worrying the Republicans aren’t treating you fair and you just lay there taking the beating you deserve to lose. Second and this is vital ORGANIZE like I said earlier 10% of the voting masses drool on their Red Lobster bibs and its not for the fresh catch of the day. You will not reach these voters sipping a crapa latte looking at focus groups. The Republicans win because their people roll up their sleeves on the ground. Knocking on doors, passing out fliers, illegally blocking voters from voting, and good old fashion cheating. You don’t need boogymen to win an election you just need a plan.